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Naked Amy Came In Through The DORM ROOM Window

from "Songs About Girls" [2010] by Elijah Should

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One rainy night @ Poor-Choice College...
(Vocals on the bridge by Madonna)

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[stormy night]

Naked Amy:
whoa. i'm so glad i closed the windows when I went out
not that I even care about this place.
College is so lame.

Elijah Should:
Soo lame.

Naked Amy:
You go to College to make the stupid possible.

Elijah Should:
Whats this you're playing?

Naked Amy:
Oh it's a song I wrote! Do you want to hear?!

Elijah Should:
would it even matter if I said 'no' you stupid bitch?

Naked Amy:
what!?

Elijah Should:
no- no nothing

Naked Amy:
I'm afraid to follow my dreams
afraid I'll fail and fall prey to schemes
afraid I'll fall in the shower and be
eaten by hungry house cats
'for help press zero' sounds convenient
and easy in theory, so grand- fact-o-the matter is
no one's ever there

[both]
and the suicide help line can't help -
Naked Amy: Me
Elijah Should: You

Naked amy strips because her mother died in may

Naked Amy:
laaaaaaaast may

Elijah Should:
wow you really suck at that

Naked Amy:
shut up

Elijah Should:
Now she wants to make her dad pay
pay for her abortion, pay to fix her car
pay for her HIV exposure pills

Naked Amy: PEP Pills

Elijah Should:
and various other cheap thrills

Naked Amy:
Wa-hoo!


Elijah Should:
Naked amy is sick of seeing skulls and crossbones everywhere.

Naked Amy:
I want to celebrate life. Enough with this death. Let's celebrate the living for a change
People should smile more. Everyone looks beautiful when they smile.
(pretty pretty)
Sometimes they look like baby pit bulls.

[Both]
oh you. miserable you. (pretty pretty happy happy pretty pretty )
oh you. miserable you. (pretty pretty happy happy pretty pretty )
miserable

Madonna:
no one's ever there when you need help
no one's ever there when you need help
no one's ever there when you need help
no one's ever there when you need help

Elijah Should:
You go to college to make the stupid possible
you have nothing in your head
Go to college to make the dumb possible
you have nothing in your head- box head
you've got nothing
nothing in your head

Naked Amy:
Now I want to make my dad pay
pay for my abortion, pay to fix my car
pay for my HIV exposure pills -PEP Pills

Elijah Should:
and various other cheap thrills
Naked Amy strips because

Naked Amy:
my mommy is dead

Elijah Should:
her mother died from cancer last may
now she wants to make her dad pay
pay for her abortion, pay to fix her car
pay for her HIV exposure pills and various other cheap thrills
Naked Amy is a slut with nothing going on in her head
who wants to spend most of her days in bed

Naked Amy:
I sure do!

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from "Songs About Girls" [2010], released September 1, 2010
Written, arranged, performed and sung by - Naked Amy
additional vocals by Elijah Should and Madonna

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J "Jay" Joseph Sharp New York, New York

J Sharp began adapting his award-winning poetry into songwriting: marrying ambient soundscapes & the spoken word at the turn of the century. The Stereolites and countless other bands were soon to follow. A Known radio personality, producer and 3-time VEDA contributor. He has lent his talents to philanthropy as well including the Gay expo@Jacob Javitz & producing multiple AIDSwalk benefit shows. ... more

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